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There are some homeless people who have a corner staked out not too far from my office-- I look at them and think "you aren't getting an oscar for this role" If you are going to play homeless to earn cash then:
1. Don't be freshly shaven
2. For those of you who have the nasty beard, it should be nappy and dirty looking
3. Your nails wouldn't be that clean if you were homeless
4. Don't be wearing nice / new shoes.
5. Get your hands and face grimmy
6. Wear some baggy clothes, so you look underfed and hungry
But those "homeless people" with the dog sitting beside them do get me-- I don't give anything, but I want to give the dog a bone.
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