Live at NNN News Headquarters in New York
Reported by Gyrl7
Hey errybotty, I had a chance to have a live interview with the Queer of, I mean the King of Pop Michael Jackson. There were a couple of occasions where I had to stop the interview and excuse myself because I was laughing so hard, while trying to get the picture of him and Joan Crawford out of my head.
Michael was dressed in a Captain Kangaroo type blazer with a pair of denim booty shorts and chanel house slippers. He wore his hair in a wrap. I was scared to shake Michael's hand because I've been told I have a firm hand shake and with Michael being all of a buck-o-five, I didn't want to fracture it or anything.
Gyrl7: Michael, how do you feel about your verdict?
Michael: I believe that justice has been done today. I believe the cheeldren are our future teach them well and let them lead the way, show them ALL the BEAUTY the posess inside. I feel that all cheeldrens are beautiful, and I just love them all to pieces. There is nothing more pure and innocent than sharing my bed...........
I had to cut Michael off because he was about to catch a serious knockout! However, instead of the knockout I decided to knock boots. I had a long conversation with the Judge who said he would forgive the $8,000.00 in back taxes and in return he wanted me to get one of my pretty friends, put her and Jackson in the room together and have her rape him. I thought it was crazy, but after thinking about it, what would be a more stiffer punishment than jail time for Michael, you guessed it having sex with a woman. My girl Clamydia H. Striptease, (we call her Clammy for short) was a little expensive but the Judge thought her price was right. Clammy asked for the Judge a fee equivalent to my annual salary and federal tax return combined. When she finished making Michael watch heterosexual porn he was in tears and she didn't even do the deed with him, then again who would want to. We all know that "no good deed goes unpunished."
I had to accept the Judge's offer to introduce Michael to ADULT WOMEN! I felt I owed the world, I owed it to every man, woman, boy and girl. Every chimp, snake, giraffe and lion. Every wig, plastic surgeon and can of jesus juice. I also owed it to Neverland and his Captain Crunch jacket. And last but not least, I owed it to Bubbles. Bubbles needed to know the real on his owner!
In conclusion, there were many men waiting for Michael yesterday, many men were at San Quinton with open arms, butts and legs. Michael would have been tender vittles for those big HONGRY Jack Mens....Oh well what can ya do.......Until the next conviction.................
