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Originally posted by FirstAndFinest
I've never seen anyone who got a great body from doing coke. Weight-loss, yes. Saggy-boobs, yes. Acne, eye-bags, dried-out hair, all yes. If she's actually getting better-looking while using coke, then she's got an amazing magician - whoops, I mean trainer - or there is a talented air-brush artist working on her press shots.
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I think you're only looking for the signs you want to see -- i.e., you see someone with saggy boobs and dried-out hair, you assume "coke use" but if you see another person without those symptoms you don't, even if they might be just as likely to be using it. At any rate, there are a number of celebs who got or maintained decent bodies via coke -- Kirstie Alley had a notorious coke habit when she was at her skinniest on "Cheers," Paris Hilton almost certainly uses it recreationally if not habitually, etc.
At any rate, those leaked Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan text messages a few months more or less confirm that Jessica Simpson has at least tried coke -- unless, of course, you think that the text messages and all of Hilton's phone numbers were leaked in an elaborately planned stunt to ruin Jessica's rep, which seems pretty unlikely.
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/20...abit-revealed/
MTV will not show drug use on its reality shows (which is obviously backed up by the fact that we never saw the Osbourne kids using despite a later stint in rehab), which explains its absence on "Newlyweds."
And although this can't be used as conclusive evidence she has any sort of drug problem, she's certainly got a Whitney Houston neck here
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/4...simpson_ap.jpg
Speaking of "saggy boobs" . . . that brings us to the plastic surgery rumors. As is well-known, Jessica has lost quite a bit of weight since she started in the industry (back when she was 17 or 18, kids), primarily through what she claims was South Beach/Atkins/etc. As stated earlier in this thread, she also lost a cup size or two and her breasts got saggier. She definitely got a breast lift to fix the latter problem. Whether or not she got implants is still up for debate.
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/ar...4052.html#4052
God, the things I do for you people.
ps: Totally unrelated, but still hilarious:
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/20...st-celeb-ever/