I go to church and believe in God. That makes me a radical religious wacko.
I am pro-life. That makes me a woman-hater (even though I am a woman).
I think Americans are over-taxed. That makes me selfish and greedy.
I think the United States is the greatest country on earth. That makes me sheltered and unworldly.
I admire our military. That makes me a war-monger.
I can figure out a ballot. That means I am not a Floridian.
I can spell. That makes me a rarity on GreekChat.
I am a conservative.
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