To Myself: I am so mad at you for burning out that chunk of hair messing around with that flat iron! Now you gotta look at the damage everytime you look in the mirror! It's probably gonna take a decade to catch up with the rest of your hair! If you were paying more attention to how long it was in the stove, this never would have happened.
Speaking of paying attention...
To the man who almost ran over me with his truck on my way to work: That Red traffic light means STOP! Not GO! You should have learned that in pre-school. Because of you, I was a nervous wreck for most of the day. Stop driving like you bought an illegal license and pay attention. Just so you know, you startled a lot of people, including the lady across the street who dropped her coffee on her work uniform. I wish you could have heard the words that were coming out of her mouth!
To that cashier: Why don't you take a laxative? It might help you get that stick out of your...nevermind. Nobody told you to ring up the customer before I brought back the price confirmation! Don't give me attitude just because
you can't do
your job! Remember, you're just a cashier, not my boss. You should really watch your tone. You never know who you're talking to...
To my co-workers who always seem to "lose track of time" and "get backed up with work just in time for them to clock out" : I luv yall, but ya'll need to get your stuff together! Take your break when it's scheduled. Stop waiting until two or three hours later when I'm suppose to take my lunch break. You know when your lunch time is, it's on the schedule! Manage your time and stop ignoring your responsibilities! Karma is a...well, nevermind.
To the THIEF: I know you didn't expect to make it outta my store with all that merchandise, especially while I'm on duty! Honey, you had the wrong one. Remember that sign in the fitting room? It wasn't lying, we will be prosecuting!
To the customer who decided to top my day off with B/S: I don't understand you! How can you seriously say your wife use to be a good wife? Was that before she was dependent on you and her wheelchair to get around? I can't believe you would leave her stuck in a corner facing the wall, while you went shopping on a different floor. You know she can't wheel herself out. Luckily I was walking by and heard her. Do you feel threatened when people give her a little attention? If not, why do you have to upstage her by trying to entertain my coworkers and I by telling us that you write jokes for Jay Leno? I was just trying to help her find a skirt. To say that you don't care what I was trying to do was rude and immature. Helping customers is a part of my job description, not standing there listening to your
tired jokes. When you took your wedding vows, I'm pretty certain that they mentioned something about "in sickness and in health." You're a sorry excuse for a man and I feel sorry for selfish people like you. I just hope I don't accidently marry a so-called man like you.
To my good customers who make my day: Thank you! You are the reason I enjoy my job. My making your day by finding something you were looking for or like, makes my day. I appreciate your compliments. Especially my customer who demanded to see my manager today to compliment her about my work. Thank you again!
