[BobbyTheDon]

hey,

i don't like hollywood much but if are out in hollywood then i suggest doing the typical tourist shit that everyone does. Or go to 3rd and Fairfax over to the Grove and hit up the Farmers market. THey have this one place that sells awesome pastries. i am sorry but i forget the name of it. but there are a bunch of asians who run it. obviously people will say " oooh go to Pinks and Roscoes!" yeah, go there if you wish. Pinks is an over hyped hotdog stand and Roscoes is some place that sells chicken n waffles. whoopity doo. i suggest you go out to malibu to a place called MoonShadow. Only thing I like about it is that its right at the ocean, and makes for beautiful views. but then again there are lots of places like that. but i like it regardless. you can go to the Getty Museum off the 405. its really cool. I can give two rats ass about art, but what is cool about it is that its on some hills that overlook the ocean. you and your hubby will probably enjoy that view. just don't look at the otherside because you will see a shitload of smog. if you are anything like me, you will probably try to get it on with your signifcant other? who knows, maybe you can explain to little Burg why his middle name is Getty...get it? GettyBurg? Gettsburg? And you give little BUrg a middle name called Getty becuase you conceived him there? GET it?! Get IT!?!?! Ok just kidding.

Ok what else, I hung out with some chick who lives in Boston recently and she wanted me to take her to Compton. Yeah, I wasn't about to do that. But if you and your hubby are up to it, you can do what our pledges do. Drive into Compton, roll down the windows and blast some country music.....juuuuust kidding. or am i? ok just kidding about the or am i part. or am i???? hmmm ok just kidding.
I don't know man. You will really need a car out here. LA is a little different and I don't like it. I'm all about OC, and OC is a little too far for you to drive. Plus you might get shot up in Laguna Hills if you look at a surfer the wrong way. Becuase you know...us Laguna Hillians are gangsta like that.

oh yeah i guess the 3rd street prominade over in Santa Monica is pretty cool.
OK well, go do that fun little Hollywood stuff. Streets to remember, Hollywood blvd & Highland. Melrose is cool. Too many people who think they are too cool for school there though. Lots of tourist stuff there. Santa MOnica blvd, don't bother going on Sunset unless your husband is into men...which for your sake I hope he is not.


hey if you dont wanna do any of the tourist shit that i just listed go ahead and P to the M me. i'll tell you some cool places with nice scenery and not a lot of people. i'm serious.

remember to watch CRASH so you can know what NOT to say and think, so you don't look like a racist.

ok, i gotta get outta here. i have to call my mom now and let her know i'm having sex with a white woman. peace