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Originally posted by winnieb
So you are dating a Short Girl, with Small Tits, whom you Hate to Phuck??? Is she a brunette too?
Hell Craig, marry her now-- she can do your domestic stuff- like sell your clothes and make your condo smell like girly yankee candles and cook fattening food for you, and then you can go out and find some hot girlfriend to keep on the side. Make sure you tell her this is exactly how it will be though-- no use treating her decently in the beginning, she will only come to expect it later on.
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After about 5 years of marriage, she'll then be able to drag you to see Dr. Phil. She'll win a spa vacation and you'll win a free lifetime of therapy and get to be America's newest cheating husband.
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