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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
craig,
why on EARTH would you have sex with a fat woman in the first place? i think you should rephrase your signature to "ugly women" instead of fat women. Because an ugly chick can be a butterface.
tis is all
oh and you are with a chick that is 5'1 88 lbs? and you weigh 230? and she wants D fake tits? is this the snatch from the gym?
i know the real reason why you are keepin her...
...its cuz you want to use her as a toothpick!
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Hahahaha....on the sig; because every guy has nailed a big one at least once.
On the girl..... no it's not the snatch from the gym. That bitch is hot as fuck but dumb as a brick. I feel really bad for her father, seriously. When/if that chick goes to school and comes near a pike house, she's done. If you can picture the ideal pike girl....this would be her. She's cool and she knows I have a girlfriend, and she's got a bunch of hot little teennie bopper friends.....but she's nothing more than a fuck.