help!!!
parents just recently found out that my v-card has been cashed in. this is traumatizing. remember, kids, that i come from a strict Southern Baptist household.....sex, drugs, and rock and roll are no-no's........i've kept this lil info a secret for a while now, but the cat is out of the bag, so to speak, and it's been hell. my mom still has that 1950s health class mentality of:
"if you have pre-marital sex, you'll end up looking like
this: <insert picture of female with some nastay STD/big ol' pregnant belly and government cheese>"
she wouldn't even drink after me the other day.
and dad was
devastated. the boy is not thrilled this info came out on his watch, but what can ya do?
did i mention i'm
23? yeah, 23 years old, but in dog years i'm only 3....apparently that's what they go by.
anyone have advice as to how to smooth all this out without being a total bitch "i'm an adult i do what i want"? b/c i'm at a loss.......