[hottytoddy]

My fav of ours is

My Phi Mu lady, won't you be my baby
you know I love you, indeed I do
And in the springtime, it will be ring time
in a cottage that's built for 2,3,4,5,6
you know I love you and want you only--
(screamed) CAN'T YOU HEAR ME SAYIN THAT I LOVE YOU TRUE!
MYYY PHIII MU!
La-dy, won't you be my baby
my phi mu lady, I love you (clap clap)

then start over

It's kinda hard to describe the tune of it, but it's fun to sing.