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My Granny is a great Southern lady, and has handed down a few wacky sayings to her family:
-Girls that play with fire will pee in the bed.
-Always check the toilet and the tub before using either one, because snakes and baby alligators have been known to get into them via pipes from sewage drains. (This one, by the way, has to this day left me terrified of getting near or touching the drain in showers)
-Always be the very best you can be, because when you're older and have your own children, they will do every bad thing that you did as a child.
I'm sure there are countless more that I can't think of now!
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