I can't stand stupid ass morons from mortage companies....
"Uhhh, hi, this is the dumbass working for the mortage company with no college degree. I need a copy of Sleezy Suzie's declaration page of her commercial auto and business accounts. Do you mind if I put you on speaker phone? I also need a copy of her loss runs page and a copy of her personal lines dec page on her home viewing that it's insured 100% up to $300,000.00 and if it's not, than they need to come in there and get coverage up to 80% for $320,000.000. And could you please get that to me by 2pm and make sure it's all straightned out so we can close this deal out? Oh, and by the way, if you havent recieved a commissions check from us yet, it's because our mail was sent out a day late."
Fucktard.
