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In terms of what other posters have mentioned, I use craptastic, craptacular, ginormous, and fugly.

Some other terms I use:

button: remote control

Booger King: Burger King

chamberpot music: chamber music, and by extension, any classical music (I actually don't mind classical, but it's not my first choice for music)

labbit: rabbit. When I was growing up, my parents and I took a vacation to Quebec. We were reading a menu in French in the window of a restaurant. My mother wanted to comment that they had rabbit. She started saying "lapin" and switched to "rabbit" mid-word - hence, labbit.

rest: to use a public restroom. This was my father's invention. He pointed out one day that most room names indicate their function: you dine in a dining room, you bathe in a bathroom, you live in a living room, etc., ergo, you rest in a restroom.

orange fluid: any alcohol that is orange/gold in color, e.g. whiskey or brandy. Can be used to refer to orange juice, but only if vodka has been added.