[honeychile]

My mother had an older friend, who was a trifle obnoxious. They were at a ladies meeting, sitting directly in front of a woman who is such a flawless, polite lady in every way. My mother's friend had this incredible blast, turned around to look directly into the eyes of Saint Lady, and loudly said, "Who did that?!" Everyone else was horrified, knowing full well who was the offender.


Another story, cut short. A male friend came to visit, knowing full well where I stood romantically. We took in all the sites, having lunch at the Georgetown Inn on Mt. Washington (from where all the nice photos of Pittsburgh are taken). He ordered Chicken Fettucini Alfredo, while I ordered Turkey Devonshire.

Fast forward to the evening, as we're watching videos. He asked me for something out of the refrigerator, and while I was out of the room, he relieved himself, quietly but a LOT! I came back, and my eyes actually burned - it was like a sulphur factory was in my tv room! I didn't say anything, though - until he brought it up three years later. He was telling the story to a few of our friends, and he ended by saying, "You didn't even know that I sent you to the kitchen just so I could, didn't you?" He almost died laughing when I said that my sinuses haven't been the same since!