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Originally posted by KillarneyRose
Mr. KR and I were sitting in the living room watching television and our then-new puppy was laying on the floor in front of the tv. All of a sudden, we heard "pfffffffffffffffffffffffffff" coming from the direction of our dog and it went on for about 10 seconds. The best part was the poor confused dog trying to look over his shoulder because he couldn't figure out where that sound was coming from!
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hahaha....my dog did that too! Except, my dog looked back over his shoulder at us like one of us did it!
Speaking of dogs farting.....
One afternoon, my boyfriend and I decided to visit his parents. I sat down on one end of the couch while his mom sat on the other. Their family dog, Polly, was sat in the middle. In the middle of our conversation, Polly decided to get up and leave. She stepped off the couch onto her two front paws, with her hind feet still on the couch and her rear end in the air, and decided to take a stretch before moving along. As she did that, I heard a "pffffffffffft!" The dog farted right in my face! Neil's mum just scolded Polly and Polly looked back at *me* as if to say, "Boy, mum sure is mad at you!"
My grandpa had a funny sense of humor. He would walk past my tiny little grandma in the kitchen, fart, and then exclaim, "Helen!"
As for me, I don't really have any fart in public stories. Though, my boyfriend burps and farts at will. The exchange always goes like this:
Neil: <poot!>
<pause 2...3...4>
Kelly: Neil!!!
Neil: <unrepentant> Pardon me.
So, one weekend we were watching TV and Neil must have farted some 3 times in 10 minutes. So, after the third time, I decided to get him back and I let rip a really big fart. You know, the kind that makes the couch rumble. First, he looked at me horrified; but, then he conceeded that he thought that I was the coolest girlfriend ever.
.....Kelly
