[Dionysus]

My high school required us to take American History in our Junior year. BOOOOORING! So, everyday either I (A) Goofed around like hell or (B) Slept. While dozing off in class one day, someone let one rip. It was loud as hell. I woke up really startled and looked at the guy behind me. He was like "What?" I gave him dirty looks because I thought HE did it, but everyone looked at me. So, I didn't know if it was me or someone else. Either way, everyone thought it was funny.