I was very gassy one day at work this week (or last week?) and I just blamed it on the kids.
When I was in fourth grade, I bent over to pick something up off the floor, and I let one out. It wasn't a loud one, but it just crept up on me. Nicholas, the boy next to me was like ILL RASHID FARTED! But I just said "No I didn't.....
" and he laughed.
Finally, one of my frat brothers always farts around me. That's love.