bizarro (meaning bizarre)
dunlap disease-my belly done lap over my belt
I also use a lot of abbreviations (as do many vets/MDs):
ADR-ain't doing right
HBC-hit by car
HBWC-hit by wheelchair (poor dog died
)
HBM-hit by motorcycle
HBT-hit by train (that was not pretty)
CTD-circling the drain
BDLD-big dog/little dog
LOL-little old lady
AB-antibiotics
sx-surgery
tx-treatment and so on....