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My mother said one night, I was 10 or so, she heard something that sounded like the door at 1 am (her room was alllll the way in the back of the apartment, and hard to hear from). She goes to the door, nothing. Coming back down the hall, she hears it again. She "claims" it was me farting against the wall in my sleep.
My grandmother and my aunt went to the movies years ago. She would always make comments in the movie and laugh really crazy, so people were already laughing at her more than the movie. So then she farts and as loud as you please she says, EXCUSE ME, I FARTED!! Of course everyone died.
On multiple occasions when my daughter was in diapers, She wuld grunt and this loud eruption would occur, and the smell was enough to use as tear gas, and I just KNEW she had dropped a load, and I dreaded looking. So when I did, her diaper was completely clean. It was all gas!!!!!!!!!!! She still farts hard loud and funky to this day. OHHH, on this other day fairly recently, she farted at the library while I was on the computer, and she announces she farts, then farts again right after that and announces that too. Mind you the sound carried because its silent and the place has high ceilings.
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