Hotep Brothers. Bro. Professor, as of late I have become a bit disenchanted in seeing certain individuals "brag" about their high schools. Iza haz a kweshon fo yoo. You cee, Iza waz wranked az a top student at mye high skool here in Chi-Town. Iza had taken lods and lodz uv math and scyienz and juz show no knew iza waz bad and smurt! Well, aneeway when iza tuuk myza furst math clazz even dough I plased intu Calculus 101 I knew iza waz OVERWHELMED whenza myza classmates who were all mostly frum Azia luuked veree confuzed and Iza saw dem scratching der hedz like "damn, thiz iza sum veree veree hard stuff." I did manage to complete the class but I am now interested in pudding tugeter a lawsuit against the Chicago Board of Education fur ACADEMIC MALPRACTICE. Yu see, iza duz beleeve dat if Iza waz treeted right and affurded a desent ejumecashon Iza wuld now be PRESIDENT OF DIZ Kountry or MAYER of CHICAGO where both have dum ideots. Da Mayer heer flunked da BAR ezam a bunsh uv tymez onlee tu have a BLACK DUDE take da ezam fur him and pazz. Azz fur da PRESIDENT, yu know what tyme it iz wit him. Him old funny looking self. Luuking lyke dat old boy on dem MAD CARTOONS. Bro. Professor, can uza give me sum advise on how iza can put up a ACADEMIC MALPRACTICE lawsoot againz da Chicago Board of Educashon?
