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Originally posted by Rio_Kohitsuji
There was a chick from my high school who used the hotdog...it broke off inside her and she had to go to the emergency room to get it out.....oh how I laughed 
I always thought, why use a hotdog? Go for a stick of salami or a damn bratwurst....hehe 
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Reminds me of a story from my father in law - back in the disco '70's (just a reminder, for those of you too young to even remember disco - it's DEAD...thank you)...his brother in law fell and broke his ankle while dancing.
Remember - 1970's. Disco. Polyester. Polyster pants.
At the ER, the doctor directed the staff to use scissors to remove his pants. He refused and tried to fight off the nurse.
Once restrained, the pants were removed.
Gasps of astonishment. Laughter. Seems his brother in law, in an effort to "endear" himself to the opposite sex, had taped a large portion of a kielbasa to his....thigh.
