[Rudey]

Originally posted by KSig RC
I'll step into the box - in a non-descript time, and a non-descript place, I stayed with an ex-girlfriend under much duress and crying about her wanting me to 'not hate her' . . . well, I'm thinking I might get laid out of the deal, so I reluctantly agree. She, of course, being the exact same human being I've known my whole life, gets super pissed at absolutely nothing and decides to be a passive/aggressive douche all weekend.

Needless to say, the last thing I wanted to do was her.

So after a particularly brutal argument, she has to run to work one morning - I wake up massively drunk, and decide that if I'm going to have to burn a bridge, I might as well do it on my terms. The next part will be glossed over, but it essentially goes something like:

download hardcore porn ---> do what I need to do ---> leave porn on desktop so she can enjoy as well ---> pack up my stuff ---> leave ---> tell my buddies what happened ---> victory

-RC
--it's not nearly as gross as it sounds, i 'kept it to myself' and kept it clean . . . I probably shouldn't post this

And you posted about it on Greekchat. That's the best part. The part where you posted your masturbation stories on Greekchat. They didn't involve dildos, cucumbers and hot dogs though!

-Rudey