It should be against the law to...
wear straw items and "summer" white after Labor Day
to go to store with either a bandana or a head full of rollers in your head.
to wear dirty shoes...
be anything more DIVAstating than my beautiful sorors of DST!
cheat on another woman's man. (married or not)
be racist!
to discriminate
for elderly people to drive.
for heavy girls to wear spandex in public (outside of the gym!)
to be as prissy as i am!!!