[1browngirl]

To the HR Manager at my Interview today: Guess you were fooled huh, didn't expect me in that office when you walked in did ya? The eyes wide open look that you gave me was a dead give away, as well as the limp handshake, and the fake smile and laugh! Thank goodness, your opinion of me won't make much of a difference as to whether I get the job or not! So the power you "think" you have really ain't all that! From what I understand you almost got left out of the entire interview process and it would have been a pleasure to never have met you - IDIOT!

To Me: After looking at those benefits for the prospective job, you now realize that the grass AIN'T always greener on the other side! If you're offered the job you need to decide if waiting 90 days for benefits and 1 year to be granted vacation will be worth getting off the phone for good. Think about it!

To God: You are always right on time! I needed this job interview so badly and I have already claimed this job in your name!

ETA
To God: An HR rep from my old company called me about a position. You know how much I have been trying to get back to that company because the benefits are the bomb, plus I can pick up where I left off with my time at the company. You know how much this means to me and please, please, please, let them ask me to interview.