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Oprah's 'Daughter' Revealed

When she's not handing out brand new cars or flat-screen TVs, Oprah Winfrey sure can be a tease. The billionaire media mogul raised eyebrows this week after a promo for an upcoming show hinted that she's secretly a mother.

In the spot, which ran during her program and on "Entertainment Tonight," Oprah earnestly acknowledges she has "a deep dark secret," one she shares with longtime beau Stedman Graham.

"Stedman and I have a daughter," the daytime doyenne confesses to the crowd. "She has issues, and I think it's my fault."

So did the under-the-radar couple, who not too long ago were rumored to be on the outs, become parents on the sly?

Not so much.

It turns out it may be Oprah who has the issues, specifically in regards to treating one's pet like a child. The New York Daily News reports the "daughter" in question is actually her cocker spaniel, Sophie.

No word on what "issues" Sophie is suffering from (diamond collar in need of polishing? Gourmet kibble not ringed with imported caviar? Butler not rubbing her belly properly?), but Oprah enlists the help of Cesar Millan, AKA "The Dog Whisperer," on the canine-centric episode set to air Monday.