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If you fart in front of each other before the 972nd date, you're a whore.
Kind of related -- I don't get when couples use the bathroom in front of each other. I don't care how long you've been together, that just ain't right.
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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