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Women are so complicated
Guys have it a lot harder to impress the opposite sex than women do.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
1. Compliment her.
2. Respect her.
3. Honor her.
4. Cuddle her.
5. Kiss her.
6. Caress her.
7. Love her.
8. Stroke her.
9. Tease her.
10. Comfort her.
11. Protect her.
12. Hug her.
13. Hold her.
14. Spend money on her.
15. Wine and dine her.
16. Listen to her.
17. Care for her.
18. Stand by her.
19. Support her.
20. Go to the ends of the Earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
1. Show up naked.
2. Bring food.
3. Give good head.
4. Swallow.
Agreed?
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