[honeychile]

-You're the only person on your street without a chemical lawn care service, because they want to get rid of your beloved violets! Silly people!!

-Your "focal" garden is diamond shaped.

-You have a set of china just for teas in a violet pattern.

-You have a big, brass lion door knocker.

-Your kitchen has a huge pot of violets that everyone comments on.

-You've made a "mane" for your mother's dog. He wears it resignedly.

-You already know how you're going to redecorate your one bathroom, and have the diamond accessories waiting to be used.

-(I know I've said this one before) You have a box in the basement that, when anyone touches it, you yell, "PUT THAT DOWN, NOW!!!"