"I'm Glad I'm Not..." Social Ideas
 

My Sorority is having a social with another fraternity this week with the theme "I'm Glad I'm Not..." You fill in the blank with something that you're glad you're not. For example, last year some people went as blue balls, a guy, nerd, tampon, etc. I need a good idea for a girl! Please help and fast!!

I'm glad I'm not a Lohan!

I'm glad I'm not Bristol Palin!

Those are the first two that come to my mind, hee hee.

I've never heard of an "I'm glad I'm not" social, but from your examples from last year, it sounds like it has the potential to turn into a scandal (like what happened at North Dakota Sorority suspended for "Indian" party). I don't think there's anything wrong with dressing up like a stupid celebutante or dressin up like blue balls, but if anyone is dressing up like Hitler or like a dyke, I hope you all are smart enough not to be posting stuff like that online (facebook, myspace, flickr, etc.)

You mean "dyke"?

I'm going to dress up as a dumbass sorority girl at my next "I'm Glad I'm Not..." party.

I'd dress up like a member of a rival school.

Haha we did this theme last year and it was way too fun! The cutest thing is that two best friends in our chapter dressed up like each other and it was hilarious. We were cautioned not to be too offensive...somebody should have told the boys though, some of them showed up as members of rival fraternities (complete with letters)...I thought it was hilarious but I bet it pissed people off when the pictures ended up on Facebook.

This always ends up as wearing the letters of rival or awful fraternities when it happens at my school.

Thats the first thing that came to my mind....

We were already told that we aren't allowed to wear other sororities letters or we won't have anymore socials for the rest of the semester.

Oh but it's okay to dress like Hitler or a lesbian.:rolleyes:

Wear a mirror or something reflective -- "I'm glad I'm not you."

hahahahahahahaha

BEST IDEA YET!!

FTFY.

C'mon, really? Some of you guys try way too hard to work coke into every post.