Gay Bar Names
 

Ok, so we do these funniest such and such contests at work... and now its Gay Bar Names... and I thought I would open it up to see what the most creative and dirty minds of GC could come up with...

here are some I like

The Poopy Poker
The Stickit Inn
The Upturned Stool
The Mouthful
The Cockpit
Bottoms Up
The Dropped Soap
Alaska


Got any clever ones?

LOL i would hope that no self-respecting gay would frequent bars with names like this.

There is a gay bar on 2nd and 12th (which ive never noticed, having walked past that intersection many times) called "Dick's Bar" but thats too easy, huh?

There was a local GLBT club in Des Moines called the "Frat House"...my husband would joke about it every time we would by...

Otherwise the place to be is the "Garden" :)

Not gay but...there is a "gentleman's club" a few burbs over called the Pretty Kitty. Yuck!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

i just want to interject that i've heard some Zetas (the "chocolate" ones (c) 2008 Dionysus) and Kappas claim "Pretty Kitty" connection. :rolleyes:

isn't being greek a connection enough?

In Chicago, there was the legendary club Manhole . . . my loft overlooks a gay bar called the Blazing Saddle (complete with a Wizard of Oz mural painted on the back, which is quaint).

I'm reading a book with a bar called "One-Eyed Pete" (I can only imagine that Pete is a "nickname")
And there was a "Two of a Kind" here in Clarksville a few years ago

There's always "Connections" in Nashville.

I used to go there every week - LOVED it!!!
But I thought it closed down a few years ago?

Now Play is all the rage.

there's a few good ones here in NYC...my favorite names are Tool Box & Rawhide.

We have The Rainbow Room here, pun clearly intended, complete with giant rainbow mural.

lol... I did not mean actual Gay bar names, but names that would be generally amusing for a gay bar, i.e. using your imagination and creativity to come up with something amusing and witty. I do not think The Poopy Poker is the name of an actual gay bar... but it would be funny as hell if it was.

Swordfighter's
The Sticky Snowball
Knobgobbler's

Clay Aiken's?