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Hello. My name is Fabunni and I am from the country of Liberia located in the continent of Africa. I was told to try online dating. I searched several sites and now I am here. I am looking for a woman who will arouse my intellect as well as my loins. Once I find her, she will become my queen and she will be crowned once I become her husband and King. Please help me. I'll begin my search on here now.

is this a real one, or is someone just messing around? either way, it's funny

I am very confused at this comment. Please explain.

This is a direct quote from Eddie Murphy's Coming to America! I love that movie!

Semmi: But where in New York can one find a woman with grace, elegance, taste and culture? A woman suitable for a king.
Prince Akeem, Semmi: Queens!

I viewed that movie too, and I found Eddie Murphy to be quite the character that he is. But this is not a movie. I am very serious. I am looking for my bride. I came here because all the women here seem to be very educated, so I am looking for my intellect to be aroused as well as my loins.

Laughing: I am laughing at this comment because I was going to ask the same question myself. Where on this chat room can I find a woman with grace, elegance, taste and culture and let me add intelligence and beauty. My mind and my loins are craving a woman like this. Can any of you help me?

I am very confused at this comment? Are you a woman who can arouse my intellect as well as my loins?

There are no such women on this website. There are only harems and heathens. Take care.

I am sorry, but I cannot take your word for this. I must look for myself.

Why ask if you must look? Why look if you must ask?

I ask, have you in your long-legged life ever seen a watch surrounded by this much pink ice?

Would this woman need to know how to snap a chicken's neck? Rebuild a carburator? Differentiate between poisonous and non-poisonous berries? Are you talking about a rural or urban lifestyle? Would a dowry of livestock be involved?
We need to know more.

Laughing: I cannot see you. How is this possible? Yes I can do you so many favors. Anything you ask, I will have my servants do for you.