You know you're a Sigma Kappa when...
 

Appropriated shamelessly from the DG forum :p

- you paint the interior of your new house lavender with maroon accents (guilty!)
- you insist on having violets in your garden
- you think pearls go with everything
- you take pride in the fact that SLAM is a real word (Drolefille!)
- you can't draw so much as a straight line, but you can make beautiful tarp-banners covered with hearts and doves
- you have a deep and abiding love for 'Mystic Pizza' and certain Dr. Seuss stories

SLAM baby, SLAM.

Ooh! And
- you take in two foster kittens and name them 'Sigma' and 'Kappa' (yes, also guilty!)

You have Sigma Kappa on your google email alerts for any news or updates concerning our sorority. ;)

That's a good idea!

I just did it!

You convince your mother not to pull up all the violets in the garden (they really do grow like weeds and take over everything!).

She finds a copy of Mystic Pizza for $5 at Walmart and buys it for you but she can't remember why you expressed interest in that film.

Triangles are your favourite shape.

Even if you only get one tattoo, it'll be sigma kappa themed in some way (not my next piece, but the one afterwards, I'm getting a violet inside a maroon triangle. Haven't picked a location yet though. The next one will go on the back of my neck-lotus or hibiscus, trying to decide).

You desperately want a pair of Sigma Kappa scrubs.

You're thrilled that you're getting a niece in October because guess who's getting the Sigma Kappa boardbook and the bib? (Are nieces considered legacies? Her mother is an AXiD so she'll be a legacy there too).

(yes she's a legacy)

When you hang on to the address labels the foundation sent you, even though you don't live at that address anymore.

You spend rediculous amounts of time sticking Sigma Kappa and our letters into words, pictures, songs for recruitment, common objects, etc.

Some of my favs include PerfEKtion, ShriEKs, and the get low song we're singing for recruitment!

-You constantly refer to your "Big" in conversation-- not the commitment-phobe Sex & the City guy, but your best friend!

-You secretly want to switch the giant letters on the front of Kappa Sigma's house so they are spelled correctly...

-While wearing a white dress for another occasion, you find yourself humming ritual songs.

-You have trouble finding casual party clothes to wear, because most of your shirts and hoodies have letters on them.


{Guilty of all of them!}

You can't remember a day without thinking about one thing Sigma Kappa-ish!

You randomly see something and the first thought is "SIGMA KAPPA"

Great. Keep the sigma kappa mysto coming! This thread is easily searchable by google for those of us not in sigma kappa!

Pretty ironic that the original poster has the quote,"I am a guardian of a sacred trust..."
And then encourages others to add to the list.

Uh, there are no ritual secrets shared here. What exactly is your problem with this thread?

I wonder if this is the troll that has an iCrush on me.

Oooh or a pissed off wannabe.

So many options.

OR they could just be a tool? It seems there a tool epidemic hitting some areas of the country lately...

Also...what's the Dr. Seuss connection? I'm wracking my brain, but nothing comes to mind.