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light bulb jokes
How many UCSB student does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Half the school, but only one is sober enough to do it. Chances are, your school's on this list! http://home.earthlink.net/~kmooney/code/oldbulb.html |
on a similar note, here's "Burger Joint conversations from around the nation"
http://www.oraclehumor.com/Humor/CollegeFries.html |
LMAO! Thanks Sunny for the links!
I love the ones about the schools in CA...they are all mostly true! |
How many greeks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve; one to change the bulb, two to hold the ladder and 10 to make a t-shirt about it. |
my favorite lightbulb joke:
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish ------------------ ------------------ The Fraternity of Presidents and Kings: TKE |
How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The whole chapter. One to do it, and the rest of them to sing the fricken song! |
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Don't forget the one to make the T-shirt! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif |
I got this from Collegehumor.com... iit's sorta long...
How Many Greeks Does It Take... How many Greeks does it take to change lightbulb? Two, one to change it and one to make t-shirts for the occasion. How many SAE's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician. How many Da-T-Da's does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the homosexual experience. How many ATO brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? None---ATO doesn't have electricity. How many Theta sisters does it take to change a lightbulb? Five, one to change the lightbulb and four to hoist her up. How many FIJIs does it take to change a lightbulb? One- He holds it and the world revolves around him. How many Lambda Chi's does it take to change a lightbulb? The whole house, because they cannot do anything alone. How many Sigma Nu brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change it and one to throw it at the Sigma Chis.. How many Phi Delts does it take to change a lightbulb? Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one. How many Phi Taus does it take to change a lightbulb? None--the house looks better in the dark. How many Sigma Kappa sisters does it take to change a lightbulb? Four, one to buy the pot, two to make fun of all the other sororities, and one to cheat and call the electrician. How many Sigma Chi brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Four--One to change it, two to throw the old bulb back at Sigma Nu, and one to brag about Brad Pitt. How many Phi Mus does it take to change a lightbulb? A whole sorority--but only one of them is smart enough to get the bulb out of the socket. How many Kappa Sig brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were in a better fraternity the lightbulb wouldn't go out. How many PIKES does it take to change a lightbulb? Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time. How many Sigma Pi's does it take to change a light bulb? None, they're already lit and there's enough energy in the kitchen to keep them burning. How many Alpha Gams does it take to change a light bulb? They'll all help out if it means a mixer with a fraternity that will help them on their way up the social ladder. How many AZDs does it take to change a light bulb? None, they look better in the dark. How many Chi O sisters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the bulb and one to haze her for cussing when she electrocutes herself. How many Zeta sisters does it take to change a lightbulb? Four - One to take a picture, two to scream "Zeta love!" and one to all her flavor of the week to fix it. How many ADPi's does it take to change a lightbulb? Four - One to change the light bulb,two to check the brand name on the box, and one to order matching sweater sets and dark jeans to celebrate the occasion. How many KAs does it take a to change a lightbulb? Five--They need to make a new one from scratch. Storebought bulbs could contain parts made above the Mason-Dixon line. Damn Yankees. How many Gamma Phi Beta's does it take to change a light bulb? You mean after they're done changing the batteries in their... How many KDs does it take to change a lightbulb? They won't even notice the bulb is out since they're always shopping. How many Kappa sisters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two - one to change it, and one to hold her hair out of her face... How many Alpha Chis does it take to change a lightbulb? The whole house--the Homecoming Queen to change it and the rest to fix her hair. How many Pi Kappa Phi's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the bulb and one to invite all the sororities to come over and watch them dance naked. How many Betas does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change it and one to send flowers to all the sororities. How many Farmhouse brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them, it's the most fun they've had in years. How many AOPi's does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, so no one has to work too hard. How many Chi Phi's does it take to change a lightbulb? None, all the lightbulbs get used up by real fraternities. How many AGR's does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they're too busy drinking. How many Sig Ep brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they're too busy watching Dawsons Creek and wishing their middle letter was an "Alpha" and not a "Phi". How many Tri Delts sisters does it take to change a lightbulb? It won't ever get done because the pledges can't be forced to do it. How many Pi Phis does it take to change a lightbulb? One--They can't do anything together. How many Alpha Kappa Lambda's does it take to change a lightbulb? WHO?? How many Theta Chi's does it take to change alightbulb? All of them--It has to look as tacky as possible. How many TKEs does it take to change a lightbulb? Who cares about electricity when it's 110 degrees and you're waiting in line for beer. |
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------------------ ~*Theta Gal*~ Penn State Beta Phi |
There was one going around with how many people from various Pennsylvania schools it took - it was hiliarious - do any of you PA people have it?
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