In this thread, we speak using Quotes from Airplane
 

excuse me stewardess..i speak jive.

The fog is getting thicker! And Leon's getting laaaarger!

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

"Surely you can't be serious!"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

Yes. Yes, I remember. I had lasagna.

My daddy says you don't work hard enough on defense.

Oh yeah! "You try dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 4 quarters..."

"Auntie Em! Auntie Em!"

"Good luck, we're all counting on you"

"And we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

Striker!!

"To the tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!"

"Ever seen a grown man naked?"

"I picked a bad day to give up ______________."

"it's right over there"

"It was worse than Detroit."

"Oh, Ted..."