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How "Hood" are you?
I just got this e-mail- I'm 109.
How "HOOD" are you?? GET A PENCIL AND PAPER BEFORE YOU START THIS 1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan. (5 points) 2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street. (10 points) 3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady) 4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each) 5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school. (2 points) 6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath. (5 points) 7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made. (5 points) 8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light. (2 points each) 9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang a bell) 10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers". (5 points) 11. If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if you got away) 12. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (5 points + 15 if you still do it) 13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape. (5 points) 14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge. (1 point each): 15. You've ever used Tussy Deodorant. (5 points) 16. You've never been to the dentist. (15 points) 17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay, tee-tee etc. (10 points) 18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points) 19. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points) 20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (e.g. Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (5 points) 21. You use 'n'em to describe a certain group of people ( for example Craig'n'em or Momma 'n'em). (5 points) 22. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. (5 points) 23. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (10 points) 24. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (2 points) 25. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails. (5 points) 26. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (10 points) 27. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan 's. (15 points) 28. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points) 29. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points) 30. If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your points. (25points) -- Now the totals... 0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs 51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex-hood rat 76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects, huh? 150 points or more - Still there, huh? |
Silly. I got 130 but only because I used a calculator. I didn't have to though, so I'll go with 105. LOL @ picking your own switch, dishwashing bubble bath, one glass Kool-Aid, grease can/grease can in the freezer, tape used on EVERYTHING, Tussy, paging yourself, and n'em. :D
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I only got 40 pts...
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6. I didn't even live in the subburbs...I lived OUTSIDE the subburbs. That could explain it.:p
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i got 135. I wonder...
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Kinda funny...
I answered quite honestly and I got 45... Get this: I was actually raised in an "urban area".... Guess it's not where you're from, it's how you carry yourself...
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I scored 30 (numbers 10 and 12 - lol - we have two grease holders - lol - we cook a great deal)
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2. I'm not hood at all! :(
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I got a 153. But really... I moved out of the hood years ago :)
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I got 58, but I'm wasn't a hood rat.:p You don't have to be a product of your environment.;)
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Tee-hee-hee
I got 49 points - too funny!!
Oh well, all Socialites have to start somewhere:D! Is Tussy still on the market? |
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Sorors, women of Alllllllllpha Kappppppppa Allllllllllpha are never HOOD!
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1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan.
(5 points) 4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each) -Do hot wheel tracks count? -OUCH 5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school. (2 points) 6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath. (5 points) 7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made. (5 points) 8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light. (2 points each) -What about Red Rover Red Rover and Skellies? 9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang a bell) -My older cousin was the ice cream man 10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers". (5 points) 11. If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if you got away) 12. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (5 points + 15 if you still do it) -Different cans-fish grease and chicken grease 13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape. (5 points) -Still do 14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge. (1 point each) -Pierre Cardin or the Avon joints 15. You've ever used Tussy Deodorant. (5 points) 17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay, tee-tee etc. (10 points) 18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points) -Had to look important in front of the girls 21. You use 'n'em to describe a certain group of people (for example Craig'n'em or Momma 'n'em). (5 points) 24. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (2 points) -Did that the other day 28. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points) 29. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points) -I seen him at Mondawmin Mall 30. If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your points. (25points) -I am using my fingers and toes -- Now the totals... 0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs 51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex-hood rat 76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects, huh? 150 points or more - Still there, huh? TOTAL=131 -Wagner Projects (Harlem, NY) -Proud of where I came from, too. |
A bonafide ex-hood rat
Now I live in the burbs but there is still an ice cream man--no bell though |
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