Bad Slogan Game
 

Rules: After you create a BAD SLOGAN for the product or service listed by the poster above you, you enter the next product or service, or person, whatever--for the next poster to create a BAD (as in advertising) SLOGAN for.

Example:
Cranberry Juice: The Cheap Answer To A Urinary Tract Infection.

In the interest of Christmas, lets start with:
Candy Canes




Stolen from Addforums

Candy Canes:
Something you will have in your purse for months after Christmas.


Next: Sprint

Sprint: Mystery charges, and then some more surprises!

Next: Yogurt

Yogurt! The consistency of snot...but it's not!


(sorry to be gross)

Next: cellphones

Cellphones, so your mother can reach you at all times of the day.


coffee

Coffee: Like crack, but legal

Dell

Dell: trouble-shooting call takes hours becuase you cant understand the his/her english ( outsourcing to India)

chocolate

FORD = Found On the Road Dead, buy one.

Kraft cheese

Kraft Cheese: Genuine artificial Cheese-like Food Product.

Walmart

Walmart: When you are in a hurry.....shop elsewhere!!


Kmart

Amtrak: Even the terrorists won't ride us

Bose

overpriced, sounds like shite.

Apple

We deliver for you....even if you mail is opened or ripped to shreds.


Google

Google: 50 million hits...that won't help a bit!


Next: Twinkies

Twinkies...last forever in the packaging...last forever on your thighs.



McDonald's