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CrimsonTide4 12-13-2007 03:49 PM

"How to Keep Your Husband" Sermon
 
*The bolding and color is the blogger, not me. Church and pastor are in Memphis, TN.*

This is a bit different:

http://thadmatthews.blogspot.com/200...an-of-his.html

Members of World Overcomers were shocked on last Sunday morning when they entered the place where they assemble to worship God. In the pulpit was a Queen sized bed draped in burgundy and gold.


Members were wondering why the place that normally Pastor Alton R. Williams preaches the word of God from had turned into a large bedroom, when he entered wearing a robe and pajama pants with his bible in hand. the lights are dimmed, mode music is playing,Williams at this point lays on the bed reading from the Songs of Solomon.


While still reading the bible his wife Sherrilyn enters the sanctuary wearing a long red feathered seductive fitting gown. Mrs. Williams very seductively walks across the pulpit turn bedroom and sits on the bed next to her husband. She closes his bible and begins to rub on him, and then lefts him from the bed and very passionately embraces and kisses him. Pastor Williams whose Sunday morning freak session is designed to save marriages tells the women in the congregation "This is how to keep your husband so the Hoe don't get him".


In my opinion A.R. Williams has gone to far, the pastor who spent $260,000 to build a statue that reminds you of the Statue Of Liberty has lost his God focus and now become an entertainer willing to do anything to keep fleecing his flock of their money so that he can continue to live his luxury lifestyle.


In a time that people in the community need the Word of God for deliverance from their plights by allowing the word to get them up and motivated to make changes in their lives, this fool wants to hold Sunday morning sex classes. What about salvation and the saving of souls? I guess with New Directions Church being less than a mile away Williams is losing members which means that he is losing dollars.


So what will Williams do next Sunday, Show the men how to please their wives by performing oral sex on sister Sherrilyn, or maybe he'll give a course on the various positions of lovemaking. What ever it is you can be sure that his cult of followers at WORLD OVERC____ERS will not get a show without paying.


What do y'all think about the sermon and its execution? The Overc____ers can be seen unedited at the blog's site.:p

stardusttwin17 12-13-2007 04:10 PM

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5Knowledge1913 12-13-2007 04:21 PM

WOW. Not something you see/hear every Sunday...

Fawn Liebowitz 12-13-2007 04:25 PM

Quote:

WOW. Not something you see/hear every Sunday...
And I'm really happy about not seeing/hearing it every Sunday.

Honeykiss1974 12-13-2007 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Fawn Liebowitz (Post 1562870)
And I'm really happy about not seeing/hearing it every Sunday.

I agree. The sermon topic of the SoS was fine but the demonstration should have been saved for a couple's weekend retreat or something like that.

Velocity_14 12-13-2007 05:36 PM

^^^I agree. I have visited the church a few times while in undergrad....this does not surprise me at all. This "message" could have been (and should have been) delivered in a more tactful and tasteful way. This is a darn shame....

1908Revelations 12-13-2007 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Honeykiss1974 (Post 1562909)
I agree. The sermon topic of the SoS was fine but the demonstration should have been saved for a couple's weekend retreat or something like that.

EXACTLY!!! I can't imagine how people were reacting especially if they had children with them. I know kids see all kinds of stuff on TV, but that message should have some with a TV-MA rating.

DSTMystique 12-13-2007 08:16 PM

This is waaayy out of order.....

Dionysus 12-13-2007 09:12 PM

I don't see what's the problem with kids being present. They need to learn early on if you don't get on the ground blowing, he's gonna go around hoeing.

pinkies up 12-13-2007 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dionysus (Post 1563034)
I don't see what's the problem with kids being present. They need to learn early on if you don't get on the ground blowing, he's gonna go around hoeing.

Was that really necessary? :rolleyes:



The next sermon will be for those whose husbands have gone with the hoe. He will show women how to beat the hoe down. :cool:

Dionysus 12-13-2007 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by pinkies up (Post 1563060)
Was that really necessary? :rolleyes:

It is sad but true. The male gender lives to ejaculate, and is often in the predator mode. Alexyss Tylor said so. :o

AnchorAlumna 12-13-2007 11:02 PM

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
(limited to 10 images, darn it!)

LetItGo 12-14-2007 12:21 AM

Wow! That is one sermon that I am GLAD I wasn't there to witness!!!:eek:

RBL 12-14-2007 08:48 AM

wow

stardusttwin17 12-14-2007 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkies up (Post 1563060)
Was that really necessary? :rolleyes:



The next sermon will be for those whose husbands have gone with the hoe. He will show women how to beat the hoe down. :cool:

With special guest speaker Brenda Richie :p

(sorry could't resist that one!):o


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