Searching for an old thread...
 

Before anybody directs me to the "search" feature, I've tried that.:p Could anybody give me the link to the recruitment story with the PNM that wore pink sequined pantyhose, etc.? I was telling my daughter about it, and even though it HAS to be fake, it was soooo entertaining...I wanted to share.:)

[QUOTE=Fawn Liebowitz;1532768]

best user name EVER.

[QUOTE=33girl;1532775]Seriously!!

Yessssss, thanks AlphaFrog!

And glad you like my user name...just thinking about that movie STILL cracks me up (I'm easily amused, plus, I have to admit I still watch it from time to time).

You minx.

I'm here to pick up my date.
Could you ring Fawn Liebowitz?


Fawn Liebowitz?


Just a minute.


Hello, Shelly?


This is Brunella at the desk.
Could you come down here? Now.


A boy is here for Fawn.


Thank you.


-Is she coming down?
-Her roommate is. Fawn isn't here. She....

Would you excuse me a minute?



OTTER: Evening.



I'm Shelly Dubinsky, Fawn's roommate.


I'm Frank Lymon from Amherst,
Fawn's fiancé.



Actually, we're engaged to be engaged.



What's wrong with everyone here?



Why don't we sit down, Frank?



I don't know how to tell you...



so l'll just tell you.



Fawn's dead.



She's dead?

I just talked to her the other day...she was going to make a pot for me!

That cursed kiln explosion.

There was even an obituary online...
 

Sophomore Dies in Kiln Accident
Wounded Deer, Mass.

Death shocked the Emily Dickinson College family Thursday when sophomore sociology major Fawn Liebowitz, 20, from Fort Wayne, Indiana was tragically killed while firing a pot in the new kiln in Sylvia Plath Hall.
Wounded Deer Fire Chief Benlard Mutt described the scene as “messy.”

“It was hard to tell the pot shards from the body parts,” said the pyrodefense professional. “The recently installed Kraftmaster 2000 kiln apparently had a glitch. She just blew like a frog sucking on a cherry bomb,” said the Chief.

The cleanup of Plath Hall has been complicated by a thin coat of glaze that has affixed many of the body parts to the light fixtures and hand railings. There has been some talk among students of renaming Plath Hall to Fawn Hall. But Emily Dickinson Dean of Students, Isadora Doughnut, contra-claims that “all of her North of The Doors has already been cleaned up, so Sylvia Plath Hall will be back to life soon.”



Ms. Liebowitz was remembered by her classmates as a lively minx, spirited and effervescent. Until she was blown to bits, her best feature (say her friends) was her smile. Her roommate, Shelly Dubinsky (sophomore, Primitive Cultures), describe Fawn as “a special friend who liked to share her thoughts and experiences, and who had a curiosity about life and relationships. Fawn would often experiment with different kinds of relationships. Lets just say she had an insatiable curiosity about men and women,” said Ms. Dubinsky. :eek:

A boyfriend, Frank Lymon from Amherst College reportedly told Fawns friends that "We were engaged to be engaged." "She was going to make a pot for me," he said.

Services will be held at Susan B. Anthony Hall on Wednesday. The family has requested that any donations be given to the Pottery for Peace Foundation located on campus.

It's a pity that thread turned into the trainwreck that it did...while almost certainly fake and undeniably pretentious and exaggerated, it DID touch on some "competitive recruitment" issues like legacies getting released from large amounts of chapters based on assumptions, as well as PNMs who are so excited about one chapter that they might not fit into who are devastated when they are cut by a large number of the groups. I enjoyed skimming (cause let's be honest...those were some long entries!) the story for the juicier details.

Hilarious!!
Wait a minute...Frank Lymon...Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers, a real-life singing group famous for their hit ""Why Do Fools Fall In Love"...oh, funny!:D

So, I read the thread about the twins (well most of it, I skipped ahead since she was so long-winded) and I'm kinda POed. It ended like the Sopranos! :D

[quote=33girl;1532775]that's my mom! :)