Idiosyncrasies
 

What are yours?
For instance:
I say Quixotic, quintessential, and ncessant
in quite possible 3 out of 5 sentences.
I make use of cliches alot,
in a mocking tone.
and try to write everything
as though it were poetry

you always find me with my little size 3 soccer ball at my feet
and a Bob Dylan song in my head

looking at my cell phone every 3 minutes
'cause I'm like Lewis Carrol
when it comes to Time
and my watch was stolen

I pick up slang terms from any and everybody. I may say "catraggedy" in one sentence, then turn around and call somone a "stupid git" in another. I get lots of looks and requests for explanations.

Calling people by their last names.

I never go anywhere w/o my cel phone
I check my email obsesively
When I'm DJing at parties, I make everyone do karaoke
I always have my camera on me to take pictures of things...

Salience--- i pick up everybodys slang terms too. Instead of saying huh? i say ma'm? to everyone. move it, or loose it. shut it.