The Apprentice . . . Celebrity-Style
 

Well, apparently last season wasn't enough to nail the coffin shut and The Apprentice will be back, but this time with a twist -- the contestants will all be celebrities, and the winner will win a cash prize for charity. You can read all about it here.

So I'm thinking, how can we help the producers out? I know that the folks at GC have some good casting ideas, so who should the celebrity contestants be?

Gary Coleman?
Florence Henderson?
Paris Hilton?
Rob and Amber?
Pamela Anderson Lee?
Jerry Springer?
Da Brat?
Susan Lucci?
Anson Williams?
Ian Zierling?

i just read that rosie is supposed to be one of the cast members...please tell me why?

i would much rather see nobodies scramble their way to the top of the Trump empire, not expired screen sirens and former child stars...just when i thought they had already put every craptastic tv idea on the air.

who knows though, with the right cast, i may even tune in. we shall see...

eta: why does trump need a gimmick to give money to charity? damn, just write a check!

Apparently Trump said "invite her," her rep said "not in this or any other lifetime."

As to why -- ratings from people tuning in to see of there were any fireworks.

Since she said no, maybe Trump should ask Martha Stewart.