A Special Request
 

Ok guys, I'm looking for an address.

I'm locked into a stupid Verizon DSL contract for another 5 months, but want to get internet through my cable company (faster and cheaper).

So in order to break my contract with Verizon without getting hit by a penalty, I need an address where Verizon DSL is NOT available.

If you or one of your friends could provide such, it would be much appreciated.