Funny Stuff... I Got This E-Mail A While Back
 

They ought to put these on a tee shirt!

1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac makes us friends.
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all... I just can't remember it all.
5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
7. Coffee, chocolate, whipped cream, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
10. Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
12. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun.
13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
15. I hate everybody...and you're next.
16. And your point is...?
17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
19. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
22. All stressed out and no one to choke.
23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
24. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
26. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
27. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Those were too funny! I like #1 and #13! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

I love those! You're right, they should have them on a t-shirt http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/cool.gif

I went to your website. Where it says your birthday is in 1 day, is it on the 11th or 12th of August?

Mine's the 11th. I was just wondering. That'd be pretty awesome if we had the same b-day http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

lol!

Heyyyy! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU!! Mine is tomorrow! I'll be 23!!!!!!!!!! *I'm such a geek*