Cancer Happy Purveyors of Tobacco Products
 

First you sell cigarettes that give people cancer.
Then you get mad at lawyers when people sue you.

So, when do you sue yourself when you get frustrated by your self-impotence? :confused: :eek: :( :)

I think this poses a conundrum.

The Cancer Happy Purveyors of Tobacco Products ("CHaPToPs") do not like lawyers. If they wanted to sue themselves, they'd have to do it pro se and only a fool would him himself for a client.

This seller of tobacco products, legal I may offer, have many lawyers as customers.

While Lawyers have to pass "The Bar", I have had cocktails with many who cannot go by "A Bar".

Yes, there are good lawyers, but there are a lot who are not.

What is funny, the only ones who are making money off of all of law suits are the lawyers.

Great profession isn't it.

Wow, I had no idea. Do they make law dresses, too? How about law camisoles? Law pants suits? Law merrywidows? And, do law merrywidows earn lawyers more than plain ole law suits?

I'm a fan of the law skinny jeans.

Realy brilliant post.

Oh so spelling queen of no where!

Is that all you have sweet heart?:(

No, Tom... I can also spell these correctly, too:

Racist
Asshole
Shithead
Lunatic
Crabby old man

Dude, the CLIENTS make money "off of all of law suits," you know? If clients didn't make money, why in the hell would they hire attorneys?

Huh?

the problem with tobacco companies is that they add nicotine to tobacco, and also they market to children