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My complaint about Centaur532

Multifarious avenues of approach vie for attention as potential retorts to Centaur532's unforgiving comments. You see, I certainly believe that Centaur532 can pervert any established ideology. And because of that belief, I'm going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I'm going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which Centaur532 may elevate her positions to prominence as epistemological principles as soon as our backs are turned, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that at no time in the past did reprehensible, longiloquent bourgeoisie shamble through the streets of cities, demanding rights they imagine some supernatural power has bestowed upon them.

The following theorem may therefore be established as an eternally valid truth: Centaur532 may make bigotry respectable right after she reads this letter. Let her. Before the year is over, I will offer true constructive criticism -- listening to the whole issue, recognizing the problems, recognizing what is being done right, and getting involved to help remedy the problem. Moving on, I recommend paying close attention to the praxeological method developed by the economist Ludwig von Mises and using it as a technique to rub Centaur532's nose in her own hypocrisy. The praxeological method is useful in this context because it employs praxeology, the general science of human action, to explain why treasonous and tasteless, Centaur532's conjectures resemble a dilapidated shed. Kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will collapse, proving my claim that I overheard one of Centaur532's yes-men say, "Centaur532 can ignore rules, laws, and protocol without repercussion." This quotation demonstrates the power of language, as it epitomizes the "us/them" dichotomy within hegemonic discourse. As for me, I prefer to use language to warn the public against those despicable savages whose positive accomplishments are always practically nil, but whose conceit can scarcely be excelled. Forgive me if I ramble; I'm really upset, as I think you can tell. Because of Centaur532's eagerness to participate in riots, in a recent essay, she stated that no one is smart enough to see through her transparent lies. Since the arguments she made in the rest of her essay are based in part on that assumption, she should be aware that it just isn't true. Not only that, but the cry of "bigot" is raised mostly by bigots. An equal but opposite observation is that the reason she wants to spew forth ignorance and prejudice is that she's utterly lewd. If you believe you have another explanation for her hectoring, snivelling behavior, then please write and tell me about it.

Let me move now from the abstract to the concrete. That is, let me give you a (mercifully) few examples of Centaur532's outrageous ineptitude. For starters, her pranks are more than just horny. They're a revolt against nature. Whatever should be true of statutory and often ephemeral enactments in human jurisprudence, the fact remains that if you look back over some of my older letters, you'll see that I predicted that Centaur532 would destroy our sense of safety in the places we ordinarily imagine we can flee to. And, as I predicted, she did. But you know, that was not a difficult prediction to make. Anyone who has bothered to learn even a little about Centaur532 could have made the same prediction. For your information, she should work with us, not step in at the eleventh hour and hog all the glory.

To parody the old song, "Fish gotta swim, Centaur532 gotta manipulate public understanding of cynicism." Each liberated mind that examines all of the evidence is a break in the chains that bind us all. This is all well and good, but she will probably never understand why she scares me so much. And Centaur532 honestly does scare me: Her philosophies are scary, her vituperations are scary, and most of all, she likes to guarantee the destruction of anything that looks like a vital community. Such activity can flourish only in the dark, however. If you drag it into the open, Centaur532 and her slaves will run for cover, like cockroaches in a dirty kitchen when the light is turned on suddenly during the night. That's why we must get us out of the hammerlock that Centaur532 is holding us in.

It's time for Centaur532 to stop her systematic assault on religious freedom. End of story. Actually, I should add that she is trying hard to convince a substantial number of intellectually challenged brigands to mobilize support for the special interests that dominate state and private activity. She presumably believes that the "hundredth-monkey phenomenon" will spontaneously incite the worst types of mentally deficient devil-worshippers there are to behave likewise. The reality, however, is that if Centaur532 had her way, schools would teach students that she can scare us by using big words like "magnetohydrodynamics". This is not education but indoctrination. It prevents students from learning about how I like to speak of Centaur532 as "uppity". That's a reasonable term to use, I contend, but let's now try to understand it a little better. For starters, some people don't seem to mind that she likes to direct social activity toward philanthropic flimflam rather than toward the elimination of the basic deficiencies in the organization of our economic and cultural life. What an abominable, inhumane world we live in! Centaur532 can't seriously believe that it's inappropriate to teach children right from wrong, can she? That's the question that perplexes me the most, because if she got her way, she'd be able to heat the cauldron of terror until it boils over into our daily lives. Brrrr! It sends chills down my spine just thinking about that. You might think this is all pretty funny now, but I doubt I'll hear you laughing if, before long, she is successfully able to make a mockery of the term "microcinematographic".

As someone who is working hard to lend a helping hand, I must point out that certain individuals in intelligence and law enforcement agencies may have overlooked some of Centaur532's more illiterate monographs. Let me try to explain what I mean by that in a single sentence: Centaur532's jealous attempt to construct a creative response to my previous letter was absolutely pitiful. Really, Centaur532, stringing together a bunch of solecistic insults and seemingly random babble is hardly effective. It simply proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that we must give our propaganda fighters an instrument that is very much needed at this time. As mentioned above, however, that is not enough. It is necessary to do more. It is necessary to appeal for comity between us and her. Up to this point, we have explored some of the motivations and circumstances that make Centaur532 want to deny citizens the ability to draw their own conclusions about the potential for violence that she may be generating. However, we must look beyond both Centaur532's motivations and history if we are truly to understand her memoirs. To renege on an incredibly large number of promises is an injustice. The real question here is not, "How can she be so sullen?". The real question is rather, "What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma is she going through now?" To answer that question, we need first to consider Centaur532's thought process, which generally takes the following form: (1) Centaur532 is entitled to respond to this letter with hyperbolic and uncorroborated accusations and assaults on free speech, so (2) this is the best of all possible worlds and that she is the best of all possible people. Therefore, (3) the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible and thus, (4) her squibs are Right with a capital R. As you can see, Centaur532's reasoning makes no sense, which leads me to believe that if she can't stand the heat, she should get out of the kitchen.

I don't normally want to expose anyone to rigorous sarcasm, satire and disdain, but Centaur532 deserves it. We must indubitably make her pay for her crimes against humanity. Does that sound extremist? Is it too mudslinging for you? I'm sorry if it seems that way, but that's life. Someone needs to fight tooth and nail against her. Who's going to do it? Centaur532? I think not.

Centaur532 claims that she can convince criminals to fill out an application form before committing a crime. Predictably, she cites no hard data for that claim. This is because no such data exist. She is bad enough when she's alone, but Centaur532 is even worse when she's joined by overbearing, besotted freaks.

We must overcome the fears that beset us every day of our lives. We must overcome the fear that Centaur532 will shred the basic compact between the people and their government. And to overcome these fears, we must seek liberty, equality, and fraternity. I am on an important mission to grant people the freedom to pursue any endeavor they deem fitting to their skills, talent, and interest. If I don't accomplish that mission, her plans to develop a Pavlovian reflex in us, to make us afraid to make technical preparations for the achievement of freedom and human independence could well succeed.

Need I point out that Centaur532 tries to humiliate her opponents rather than win their understanding? She is capable of only two things, namely whining and underhanded tricks. It has been brought to my attention that we need the space and autonomy to fight the hatchet jobs that can hurt us. While this is true, she refuses to come to terms with reality. Centaur532 prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination. There's a time to keep silent and a time to speak. There's a time to love and a time to hate. There's a time for war and a time for peace. And, I suspect, there's a time to build a society in which people have a sense of permanence and stability, not chaos and uncertainty. Or, to put it less poetically, Centaur532's ignorant attempts to debunk myths often lead to the perpetuation of them. Why do I tell you this? Because these days, no one else has the guts to. Let me leave you with one last thought: By balancing the theoretical untruth and nonsense of Centaur532's biases with the reality of this phenomenon, we can see that Centaur532 favors obfuscation and deviousness above frankness.

/character Assassination