The Best Entertainment News: Clinton Portis/Gilbert Arenas
 

What could it be? No, it has nothing to do with that stupid Grey's Anatomy show, the stupid Yankees, or Madonna adopting 900 underprivileged children. It's not about America's Next Top Amazing Idol Extreme What Not to Wear Home Edition or Dancing With People We Don't Care About Any More.

No, it's waaaaaay better.

The Clinton Portis characters. They're back.

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Dolemite Jenkins appeared today at a Redskins media session. The outfit was inspired by Napoleon Dynamite and involved skin-tight Wranglers and rubber boots. LOL.

Clinton Portis, I love you.

ETA: Here is a link that shows all of the Clinton Portis characters. OMG.

Just last week that bama was saying he retired them! I guess now that the Skins are on an upswing, he's bringing them back.

Gilbert Arenas has also provided some great entertainment news today.

Gilbert Arenas is a mastermind. The thing is, if he wants Colorado altitude, he could just come live with me. Could you imagine? I'd come home from work every day and have to spend an hour searching for my beer, which Gilbert would've hidden somewhere very clever, such as inside the washing machine. We'd detox from free throws and make prank phone calls to Miami after spending six hours at the gym. Then we'd play some sudoku or poker and sleep in a tent in the yard. It would be like a crazy amazing slumber party. Holy crap.

lol, what?

"Santana offers you his protection"

:D I so love my Skins!

YES!!!!

LOL more on Gilbert Arenas, from a recent interview:

"When I get a new cell phone, first thing I do is turn it off and call from my house phone and leave stupid little messages to myself. Like: "It's me." "It's me." "This is Gilbert." "It's me." "It's Gilbert." I just fill it up, so no one can leave messages."

Marry me, Gilbert.

Absolutely hilarious. He needs to be in the next Deadspin HOF class.

I know double posting isn't cool, but the new ESPN magazine came out with a story on Arenas. Here are some gems:

- While with the Warriors, he stole the PDA belonging to teammate Chris Mills. He then sent an email to everyone in Chris' address book that Chris had come out of the closet.

- He wants his Adidas commercial to involva kid in a wheelchair clotheslining a little girl, in a fight over a pair of Gilbert's game-used sneakers.

- His favorite movie is Bambi, and he's saving Bambi II for a special occasion.

HAHA double posting is always cool when it involves Gilbert Arenas.

:D Pure hillariousnessnessness....

........as long as he doesn't get wierd like Dennis Rodman.

"The last thing I bought was this colon cleanser . . . man, the guy just made it sound so good."

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

You guys have to start reading Wizznutzz...It's one giant crazy Agent Zero BJ.

Four Players Suit Up for NFL Network Playoff Coverage

By Online Staff, STAFF
(Multichannel News) _ Their teams may not have qualified for the playoffs, but four National Football League players will participate in the tournament via NFL Network.

The Cincinnati Bengals' Chad Johnson, the Washington Redskins' Clinton Portis, the Minnesota Vikings' Darren Sharper and the Jacksonville Jaguars' Marcellus Wiley will report live from the four Wild Card Weekend games this coming weekend, providing postgame analysis and locker-room interviews with players and coaches.

In Saturday's games, Sharper will cover the Kansas City Chiefs' visit to the Indianapolis Colts, while Johnson will be on hand in Seattle as the Seahawks welcome the Dallas Cowboys.

In Sunday's action, the New York Jets at the New England Patriots will be covered by Wiley, while Portis will handle the New York Giants at the Philadelphia Eagles.

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