Join the Mile Hi Club $299 (incl. cheap champagne)
 

Corporate pilot Bob Smith has a soaring sideline: helping couples join the infamous "mile-high club." For $299, he'll take you past 5,280 feet in a Piper Cherokee 6 fitted with a mattress. The hour-long flights are out of Carrollton, Ga., (details at milehighatlanta.com)

Anothr guy in Cincinnati has Flamingo Air (flamingoair.net).

Smith says champagne is Cook's or the Spanish one in the black bottle (Freixenet) and you also get to keep the sheets. ... Everybody gets brand-new sheets.

Riviting.

Or you could just do it in the bathroom like all other couples.

Or, you could just do it on the 16th step on the West side of the Colorado State Capitol Building.

There was also a row of different colored seats (Orange, I think) in the old Mile High Stadium at exactly 5280 feet.

Come to think of it, our house is higher than 5280 feet.

HAHA. Also, there's a row of purple seats at Coors Field that are exactly 5280 feet above sea level. This would be good for...um...heckling Barry Bonds next week.