Barn Dance Hoodie Slogan
 

I'm designing our Barn Dance hoodies this year and can't think of a funny slogan for the life of me. Any ideas?

"Hoe Down in the Hayloft"

Ain't no closing time
Ain't no cover charge
Just country boys and girls
Gettin down on the farm

She thinks my tractor's sexy (for the guy shirts)
He thinks my tractor's sexy (for the girl shirts)

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy

We had a hayride mixer one year, and the slogan was, "If you don't get on, you'll never get off." It had a picture of a hay-covered wagon and arms and legs sticking out. It was cute.

Something a bit risque about "a roll in the hay" is always kinda nudge nudge, wink wink! :)