Death by Chocolate
 

I feel bad for the guy, but it's pretty funny. Reminds me of that joke about the guy who fell into a vat of chocolate and yelled, "Fire!" When rescued, he was asked why he yelled "fire." He replied, "What would you have done if I had yelled, "CHOCOLATE!!!!"?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/18/tra....ap/index.html

The title of your thread is a little misleading.

In other news, salvation by chocolate
 

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/2...KCzV0JwNC4qA--

(see link)