Text Message Sex??
 

The other night I am at fairly nice sit down dinner event and a rather large women was sitting next to me. During dinner she pulls out her cell phone and starts text messaging. I thought it was a little inappropriate considering there was a guest speaker and she was there representing her organization but I digress. She places her phone on the table next to me so I could totally see everything she was texting and she types:

"Are you at my house tonight? Is your d*ck in your hand thinking of me?"

Now I just about died laughing...talk about messed up!! If you type something like that at least be discrete about it! So it got me thinking....is there such a thing as text msg sex?? I mean we got cybersex...is this the next frontier?? Does anyone else write nasty text messages like?

Just imagine how long the conversation would be due to the slow typing on a phone vs typing on a regular computer.

holy fucking crap

To echo my pledge brother, holy crap.

I threw up two times today. Once because of the bra thread and once because of this thread. Really people, let's keep going.

-Rudey

I'm all for flirty text msgs..but it should stop there. Full on setences with adjectives and adverbs are a bit much...even with the word hints most phones give you when texting.

to quote a great gc'er..... fo' serious?

But that's why God gave us the Treo and the Blackberry.

I'm sorry Buttonz...I have to ask...does your cell phone ring or vibrate???

hahahaha I got a good laugh on the way to work this morning. They were talking about text sex on the radio, odd enough!

I was so excited that you had posted in this thread, but this post is a total let down :( . . . c'mon phildo, dish some dirt for us! :)

The only time I've ever texted something dirty was when my friend needed some cheering up. My best friends write some of the best, most disgusting sexual poetry (as jokes of course) so one of my friends sent him a text with that. We actually read some of that poetry on karaoke nights at our bar. (kinda like a Cheers sorta thing... we know the owner, bartenders, deejay... all friends with them)