Worst Case Scenario
 

Here's a new game, it goes a little something like this:
You put down two options, and the next person has to choose the lesser of two evils, and then post two new options to choose from.

Example:
Poster 1: Would you rather die by getting eaten by a shark or a grizzly bear?

Poster 2: Shark

Would you rather be on a plane full of:

Babies
OR
Snakes?

oh god. Babies On a Muthafuckin Plane.


I'll take Snakes



Would you rather die virgin, or have AIDS

Die a virgin


Would you rather be missing both legs or both arms?

both legs

I used to have a book called "The Book of Horrible Questions?" and a book called "Would You Rather?" I wish I still had these. There were some truly funny, sick, twisted, bizarre situations in those books. Let me see if I can remember any.

Ok, would you rather watch a porno with your parents or watch a porno starring your parents?

I've watched porn with pops before, it ain't no big deal.


Accidently snorting pixie stick powder or having soda come out your nose?

Soda coming out my nose.

Would you rather smell like spoiled milk or day old pee?

Day old pee.

Would you rather catch your significant having sex with a member of the same sex or opposite sex.

Prob same, because I could look back at that fondly when I get over myself.



Would you rather be beaten within an inch of your life in a horrifically painful fashion, then subjected to that intensity of pain for one month, or be forced to end your own life in a peaceful fashion?

Beaten within an inch, because plastic surgery works wonders these days, and I would probably appreciate life a lot more afterwards.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

blind (music is TOO important to me!)

You're driving and see that you're about to become involved in an unavoidable accident, you'll hit someone no matter what you do. Do you swerve to protect yourself or swerve the other direction to protect the passenger?

the passenger-who is likely one of my kids

Would you rather be an incurable insomniac for life or be in a coma for 10 years?

Incurable insomniac for life.

I have always had sleep problems, so it is not something I am brand new to.


Would you rather be single forever or marry the wrong person?

Single forever - bow-chicka-bow-bow

Would you rather be-head Abu Musab al-Zarqawi or kill him bare-handed? Ooops, he's dead already :). Here's a real question:

Would you rather jump into a pool of spinning razor blades, or a pool of afterbirth?

Pool of afterbirth. You can take a really long shower and remedy that.

Would you rather be forced to listen to your least favorite singer/group and nothing else for the rest of your life, or never hear music again at all?

Good Lord...

Least Favorite.


OK.... Bush 1 or Bush 2?